if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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