We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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