She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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