Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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