we should wear snuggies to the strip club
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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