you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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