sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
