it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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