Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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