chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
we're making bets on your personal life
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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