i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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