But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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