Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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