I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
True strength comes from lack of pants
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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