dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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