Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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