so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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