you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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