i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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