He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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