So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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