On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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