false alarm. still invincible.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Randomize
