is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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