Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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