the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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