Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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