I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
this just has baby written all over it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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