That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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