oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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