what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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