he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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