I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
