you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
So many bounce houses so little time
My ATM looks so different sober.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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