I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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