There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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