I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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