do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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