he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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