Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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