sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
