hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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