So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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