I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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