I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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