I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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