That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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