The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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