bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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