it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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