I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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