is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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