I just saw a hot homeless man
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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