problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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