Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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